Yes, really I am 4’6″. Yes, I am an adult; so tell all your children to stop staring at me. Life is general is cool, but there are frustrations and sometimes I let my pride dictate my need to ask for help…Unless, it’s a food I really want, then I throw that shit out the window and coyly ask a tall, dark, and tasty man, “may I barrow your height”? In all sincerity, I would like you all to have an understanding on how I view the world, because I have a much different view down here. I’m not going to lie, you may find that my view can depressing, pitiful, and frustrating, but it can also be humorous and quite insightful. C’mon now, I come face to face with a lot of asses, literally; so now do I have your interest in my observations?